February 2012
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heyitspj:
homestuckfandom:
why was squarewave in the bathroom while dirk was taking a shower anyway
sir u have some explainin to do
He wanted to RAP
Dirk in a towel.
i am going to run errands today and NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!!!
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pyrates:
out of everything, john really misses flying
so one year for his birthday dave surprises him and takes him skydiving
dave is scared to DEATH but john absolutely loves it, he’s so excited and happy and he is just positively glowing for like an entire week after and dave gets a ton of kisses and wow yes this is probably the best present he has had in a long time
so every year dave does...
why aren’t john and dave together in everyone’s mind holy shit. it’s like they have a hotdog right, but they insist the weenie and the bun should be separate.
like what the fuck is wrong with you. hotdog buns are useless if they don’t have a weenie. weenies need buns to feel safe at night.
weenie and bun make hotdog.
john and dave make johndave.
aw shucks i’m imagining john and dave’s first kiss………….
it’s so cute omfg
john’s so cute
dave’s so cute
they should kiss
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dirk strider gives a handjob to dirk strider
probably very true
and very often
notdavesprite:
sazandodile:
Blame...
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Watchdoodleks:
illustratedpig:
thedreamcatcherr:
DEAD.
Beautiful.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Lil Wayne gets a cross tattooed on his forehead
rapindustryfanfiction:
[courtesy of internetbutts]
“What do you think?” Lil Wayne said. He was standing in the studio with Nicki Minaj.
Nicki tapped her fingernails to her lips. “I dunno, Wayne,” she said. “I mean…”
“What?” Lil Wayne said. He suddenly felt very nervous. He thought the small cross was a nice addition to his tattoos. He added a touch of “badass” to his appearance. He needed...
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maybe i will post some of my real fanfictions someday
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ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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ah i really like to think about john and dave just hanging out, not doing anything important……………….
so it’s one of those lazy days were everything goes by slowly and just moving is a huge pain in the ass. dave’s laying on his stomach on the couch in a huge t-shirt and his boxers, and he has some mad fluffy bedhead and his cheek is all squished up...
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when i joined this site my url was “ultrapoot.”
fun fact
how do you get the chocolate off the bird though
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godheadcomplex:
juahaa:
godheadcomplex:
dont watch an anime called homestuck
homestuck isn’t an anime
oh my god
oh my goodness i am writing down a headcanon thingy but it’s coming out like poorly written fanfiction and i’m trying to goof it up a bit so it’s not so fic-like but IT’S NOT……. WORKING this is embarrassing.
ahhh the d-tent boys are such cuties
HOLES IS ON
i love this film
i love most films
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the crap listed for the other signs doesn’t bother me so much, but the ones for sagittarius…
sigh
it’s really hard for me to like you if you do those things
terminallypopacapinyoass:
kexcormacson:
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
dethronedhierophant:
xtruthdecayx:
cosmicmermaidmuse:
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money....
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BRAINSTORMING CUTE THINGS IS DANGEROUS JOHN AND DAVE ARE TOO PRECIOUS I’M GOING TO DIE
rythmns:
ahhh i want to do more stuff like this
i must brainstorm cute things
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to the people who have followed me recently:
thank you!!!!!
i like dave with a gap in his front teeth
it’s really hard to annoy me so don’t worry about it
idk let’s party
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i was going to go run errands but there are no cars at the house
i am
homestuck
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it is my sincere belief that dave does not just sit at the computer with a straight face all the time.
you know when he’s chumming or sbahj-ing kid’s gotta be laughing his ass off and wiping away tears and putting his face in his hands to whisper “i’m so funny……..”
there is just no way around it i am absolutely certain this is what happens.
i took my smoothie into the shower and mom got mad at me